AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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