? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
