When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
of course. lets lasso hookers.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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