Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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