I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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