we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Sober January is a disaster.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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