Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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