Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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