I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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