I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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