I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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