1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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