The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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