i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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