Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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