I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
should my penis look like a turkey
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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