I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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