Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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