I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You're like the curious george of whores
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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