is your mom at the bar?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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