I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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