quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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