Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
this boner is exhausting
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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