I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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