True but thats because hes a fetus.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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