hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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