Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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