cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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