it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
