I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
MIDGETS
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Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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