Someone shit on the floor
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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