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(856): View more from New Jersey

I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw

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(804): View more from Virginia

NEVER shave your cleavage hair.

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(330): View more from Ohio

thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen

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(630): View more from Illinois

IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH

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(256): View more from Alabama

As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...

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