4 words: hood of his car
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
This is the prime rib incident all over again
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
