No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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