i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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