Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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