And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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