Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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