morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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