Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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