Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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