I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize