No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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