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i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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