he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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