community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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