I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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