When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
