She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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