Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
