it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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