@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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