lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Let's get the cat blown out
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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