My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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