I like to think it a success when the cops are called
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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