But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I believe in your delicious
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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