question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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