I am puke
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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